18 Expressions That Make You the Human Version of a Facepalm

We’ve all been there, where you open your mouth and instantly wish you could shove your words back in. Sometimes, words just slip out, and we don’t realize how silly they make us look. So today, let’s look at 18 phrases that are, how should we put it, a one-way ticket to “Oops, I Did It Again” town. After reading this list, you’ll know exactly what to avoid saying if you want people to take you seriously.

Don’t Ever Say This Unless You Want Eye Rolls

Saying, “Don’t take this the wrong way,” is basically a preface to something no one wants to hear. You think you’re cushioning the blow, but everyone around you is bracing themselves for an awkward or mean comment. Try to cut to the chase, but do it respectfully. Use softer words to get your point across without hitting someone over the head with it.  

The Sentence That Pretends It’s Not Racist

Okay, so you’ve said, “I’m not racist, but…” Guess what? You’re about to step on a racial landmine. It’s like holding a “Caution: Wet Paint” sign while splashing paint everywhere. Instead of trying to excuse what’s coming next, just don’t say it. Focus on fostering an inclusive conversation.  

The Classic Ouch-Starter

“No offense, but…” might as well be followed by, “Prepare for something offensive.” You’re pretty much telling the other person that you know what you’re about to say is a zinger. If you don’t want to offend someone, try giving constructive feedback instead. Being direct and kind can actually go hand in hand!  

The Fake Apology That Isn’t Sorry

When you say, “I’m sorry, but” you’re not fooling anyone. We all know you’re about to say something you’re actually not sorry for. Instead of a fake apology, maybe consider whether what you’re about to say is worth saying at all. Just keep it zipped if it’s not constructive or necessary.  

The Honesty Bragger

People who boast, “I tell it like it is,” are usually telling you one thing clearly: they’re likely to be rude. You’re not a fearless truth-teller; you’re just pushing people’s buttons. Rather than announcing your honesty, how about being sincere without needing a billboard? Honest people don’t have to tell people they’re honest.  

Mr. or Ms. Blunt Instrument

Saying “I’m a straight shooter” is like tattooing “I’m blunt” on your forehead. People might appreciate straightforwardness, but not when it comes wrapped in insensitivity. Lose the cowboy act and just be direct and considerate. No need to act like you’re in a spaghetti western.  

The Over-Sharer Alert

When someone says, “I wear my heart on my sleeve,” they’re not just talking fashion. They’re warning you that an emotional flood might be coming your way. Feelings are great, but there’s a time and place for everything. You don’t have to be an open book 24/7 to be authentic. Plus, these people usually say this so they can get away with things because of their emotions.  

Drama Magnet in Disguise

People who claim “I hate drama” are often stirring the soup more than anyone else. You might think you’re drama-free, but this phrase is a drama magnet. If you genuinely dislike drama, try being a peacemaker instead of announcing your drama distaste to the world. This phrase just tells everyone you love to be in the middle of drama!  

The Try-Hard Quirkster

When you say, “I’m so weird,” it’s like you’re pleading with people to find you interesting. Spoiler: Being genuinely quirky doesn’t require a public service announcement. Drop the act and just be you. Authenticity is far more appealing! Nobody cares if you’re weird or strange; just be yourself.  

Misusing Medical Terms, Part One

Saying you’re “so OCD” because you like a neat desktop is misleading and insensitive. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder is a condition that affects people’s lives, and it’s far more than just wanting things to be organized. Be mindful of your language and opt for terms like “organized” or “particular.”  

Misusing Medical Terms, Part Two

If you say you’re “so bipolar” because your mood changed twice in one hour, you’re not only wrong but also pretty insensitive. Bipolar disorder is a serious mental health condition, and it’s not just about having mood swings. If you’re feeling moody, just say you’re having an off day or that you’re feeling a bit scattered.  

Insert Political Opinion Here

Using “Not to be politic, but” is like starting a campfire and saying you didn’t want to burn anything. Newsflash: you’re about to make a polarizing statement that is almost certainly indicative of your political views. If you want to discuss politics, just do it respectfully without trying to hide behind this preface.  

The Wise Guy Who’s Actually Not So Wise

So, you say you’re an “old soul,” huh? While you might think this makes you sound sophisticated and worldly, it can actually make people think you’re trying too hard to seem wise. Often, the wisdom of an “old soul” is something that gets noticed without having to be spoken. People can sense maturity in your behavior, not just what you claim.  

The Smarty-Pants Who’s Losing Pants…and Friends

Look, we get it. You know stuff. But talking down to others doesn’t make you look smarter; it makes you look arrogant. Plus, let’s be honest, nobody likes a know-it-all. Even if you do know a lot, you’ll win more friends by treating everyone as equals and respecting their viewpoints. Knowledge is better when it’s shared, not shoved down someone’s throat.  

The Person Who Feels All The Things But Doesn’t Have to Say It

Announcing that you’re an “empath” is like saying, “Watch out, I can feel what you’re feeling!” While it’s great to be in tune with others’ emotions, you don’t need to announce it like you’re some kind of feelings superhero. Instead of claiming the title, let your caring nature shine through in interacting with people. When you’re genuinely empathetic, folks will feel it.   

The Not-So-Flexible Opinion Holder

Uttering “My way or the highway” is as welcoming as a cactus hug. It says, “It’s my opinion, and I’m sticking to it, no matter what you think.” This kind of stubbornness can shut down meaningful conversations faster than you can say “dictator.” Instead, be open to hearing what others have to say. Dialogues are not duels; they’re a way for everyone to learn and grow.   

Don’t Even Think About Unleashing the Monologue Monster

When you say, “Don’t get me started,” you’re signaling that you have a lot to say and are about to say it all, whether or not anyone else gets a word in. But a good conversation is like a game of catch, not a solo performance. If you are passionate about a topic, why not let others in on the conversation? The discussion is more fun when it’s not a monologue.  

The Hit-and-Run Opinion Giver

So you throw out your opinion and end it with a “Just sayin’,” like you’ve tossed a stink bomb and left the room. This doesn’t protect you from backlash; it just makes you look like you’re afraid of a real conversation. If you have a strong opinion, why not stick around and back it up? Running away from the scene is no way to engage in a meaningful discussion.

Lost in Southern Translation: 18 Baffling Phrases from the South That’ll Leave Y’all Reaching for a Dictionary

  The Southern United States has a rich linguistic tradition that can often be a puzzle to those unfamiliar with the region’s unique vernacular. It’s not just the charming accent, but also the colorful phrases and expressions that add a dash of spice to the language. Let’s decode 18 such Southern phrases.

Lost in Southern Translation: 18 Baffling Phrases from the South That’ll Leave Y’all Reaching for a Dictionary

 

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Unmasking the Unpleasant: 12 Telltale Signs You Might Just Be a ‘Terrible Person’

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